I still haven’t been on a Schlauchboot on Landwehrkanal, and something inside tells me that I never will. I have seen too many dead fish floating on top of these toxic waters, too much dog shit near the canals and one too many rats fighting swans. But when seen from the riverside, it does look kinda cool, and maybe some day someone will take me on a little trip through Berlin… a dream and nightmare come true at the same time.